if i was your boyfriend i would do so much cute stuff. i’d bring you soup when you were feeling sick, i’d rub your tummy when you got cramps, i’d wake you up in the middle of the night dressed as an eagle shouting abstract poetry at my own dick
international womens day today
dont forget to include trans women, disabled women, women of colour, non-binary people who partly identify as women, queer women, all women.all of them. i don’t want to see any derailed posts today about shit like “international mens day” it doesnt fly like that
it’s funny when people think high school students take things seriously because this is what we do
WHY IS THIS A THING
my friend did this last year and the principle saw him but instead of yelling at him he actually just laughed
so it appears as though I may be allergic to guinea pigs…… I think I’m gonna cry… :(
IM LAUGHING SO HARD RN I WAS TALKING TO MY CRUSH FROM 5TH GRADE AND WE HAVENT SEEN EACH OTHER FOR LIKE 5 YEARS AND HE WAS LIKE “DID U KNOW I DATED KATY A” IM CRYING I DATED HER TOO WHAT DO I SAY
update i told him i dated her too and he asked me if i was bi and i said yes and he said “oh i am too” and wE DATED THE SAME GUY AND THE SAME GIRL AND NOW WE’RE TALKING ABOUT HOW SEXY DEAN WINCHESTER IS IM GONNA MARRY THIS GUY
The Basilosaurus (King Lizard) lived from 40 to 34 million years ago in the late Eocene. This prehistoric whale was the largest mammal during this time and some individuals reached a length of 22 metres.
This animal was snake-like and had a fluke like the whales now. It also had small hind limbs, which are supposed to be useful for mating.
When the first fossils were found, the scientists thought they discovered a new reptile. This is why this species was called ‘Basilosaurus’.
do i have a crush on you or am i just lonely
do i like you or do i like that you like medo I like you or do I like the idea of you
do i want to be in a relationship or do i just want to prove that i’m worthy of one
are you flirting with me, or can i just not recognize when people are being nice to me
all of the above